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I think you are looking for funny Mother’s Day quotes, you came to the best place as we have gathered for you dozens of funny sayings. Be cautions, some of them are pretty black humor and you should rethink using them to congratulate your mother 🙂 Funny mothers day messages and funny mothers day sayings  where funny mother quotes are shared.Some of them are simply funny quotes you may share with your friends, but your mom could be aggravated, so be sure without it share some Humorous Quotations For Mother Day. So, happy reading and happy Mother’s Day 2017!
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We are sharing some funny quotes with her and throwing all her tensions away. Given below are some funny quotes that you can read out to your mom on Mother’s Day and funny mothers day poems for mom. funny mothers day quotes from daughter and the cards funny mothers day quotes photos. enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter. If you include one or more of these funny quotes in your Mother’s Day card, you will surely get your mom as well as the other family members laughing on a special day.


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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. 


A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after. 



All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde,”The Importance of Being Earnest”


Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. 


I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more .


I married your mother because I wanted children; imagine my disappointment when you came along. 



I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. 


It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. 


It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – 

Mothers are all slightly insane. – J.D. Salinger


Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. – 

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Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.-


My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.


My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the 

extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. 

My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one. – 


My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. – 


Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. –


The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. 


There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. 


Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. –


You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back. 


“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck



“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller

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“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” – Oscar Wilde

“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman, twenty minutes to make a fool of him.” – Helen Rowland

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” – Chinese Proverb


“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin


“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” – Lisa Alther


“My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.” – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.” – Oscar Wilde


“You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.” – William D. Tammeus.

“Mothers are all slightly insane.” – J.D. Salinger
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“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.” – Peter De Vries

“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.” – Tim Allen

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.” – Kin Hubbard

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own”. – Aristotle

Maternity is a matter of fact; paternity is a matter of opinion. – American Proverb
“You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you.” – Jay Leno

“I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.” – Pamela Anderson

“My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.” – Bob Monkhouse

“You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can’t Fool Mom.” – Captain Penny


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Mother’s Day 2017 is a day to honor motherhood. In this day, we dispense our love and gratefulness to our mothers in many ways: gifts, quotes, send SMS messages and beautiful images to your beloved mother. Saying Images has collected some happy mother’s day quotes, SMS messages, mothers day pictures for facebook, mothers day wishes and saying images for this day. Happy Mom’s Day!



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Happy Quotes are one of the top Happy Mothers Day Quotes the best way to wish your mother this happy mothers day 2017. Quotes are small, beautiful and a different way express your feelings so here we provide you with lots of splendidly expressed, small, and a top unique happy mother quotes 2017 for all in English and also best Happy Mothers Day Quotes in All languages.


Happy mothers day 2017 is on 10th of may 2017 on second Sunday of may 2017. This is a very special occasion for every daughter. 
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Happy Mother’s Day Quotes From Daughter

 

Happy mothers day Quotes For 2017 in English

“4 the be$t mom
who @lw@y$ h@d @ $m!le for me
! know we m@y be f@r @p@rt r!ght now
$o here’$ @ gre@t b!g hug @nd k!$$
H@ppy Mother’$ D@y”
“When u feel u are alone !n the ©rowd,
When u th!nk No.1 ©an understand u,
When ur love !s reje©ted by others,
& when u hate ur L!fe,
Just ©lose ur eyes, & see, her fa©e who loves u
more than any 1 else,
who ©are for u !n lonel!ness,
& d!es when u ©ry.
She !s no 1, but ur sweet lov!ng mother.
Love ur mom f!rst and always.”
“M@m@ w@$ my gre@te$t te@cher
@ te@cher of comp@$$ion
Love @nd fe@rle$$ne$$.
If love i$ $weet @$ @ flower
Then my mother i$ th@t $weet flower of love.”
“@ mother’$ h@ppine$$ i$ like @ be@con
Lighting up the future but reflected
@l$o on the p@$t in the gui$e of fond memorie$.”
“The b@be @t fir$t feed$ upon the mother’$ bo$om
But it i$ @lw@y$ on her he@rt.”

Good Mother’s Day Quotes From Daughter 2017

“M” i$ for the million thing$ $he g@ve me,
“O” me@n$ only th@t $he’$ growing old,
“T” i$ for the te@r$ $he $hed to $@ve me,
“H” i$ for her he@rt of pure$t gold,
“E” i$ for her eye$, with love-light $hining,
“R” me@n$ right, @nd right $he’ll @lw@y$ be.”
“@ mother i$ the true$t friend we h@ve,
when tri@l$ he@vy @nd $udden, f@ll upon u$;
when @dver$ity t@ke$ the pl@ce of pro$perity;
when friend$ who rejoice with u$ in our $un$hine de$ert u$;
when trouble thicken$ @round u$;
$till will $he cling to u$,
@nd ende@vor by her kind precept$ @nd coun$el$ to di$$ip@te the cloud$ of d@rkne$$,
@nd c@u$e pe@ce to return to our he@rt$.”

“When I c@me home in the r@in,
My Brother @$ked: Why U Didn’t t@ke @n Umbrell@.
$i$ter  @dvi$ed) why didn’t U w@it till r@in $topped.
F@ther (@ngrily): W@rned! Only @fter getting cold, U will re@lize.
Mother: while drying my H@ir, $@id,
“$TUPID R@IN! Couldn’t it w@it, till my child c@me home.”
Th@t’$ my MOM (Mother)”
“Motherhood i$ tough 24 hour job
No p@y, no d@y off, $ometime$ it i$ un@ppreci@ted
But yet re$ign@tion i$ impo$$ible.
@ mother i$ @ wom@n who cre@ted by God to bring love,
Joy, h@ppine$$ @nd c@ring into hi$ world.
I @m $o gl@d God h@$ cre@ted @ wom@n to be @ mother
Even though motherhood i$ @ full time job
mother’$ work i$ never done.
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Best Mothers Day Quotes From Daughter/From Son

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“H@ppy Mother’$ D@y
I love you i hope you h@ve fun.
i love you $o much.
you @re the be$t.
you @re the mu$ic in me.
th@nk-you for being there for me i love you. h@ppy mother’$ d@y mother.
Did you know you @re every thing to me
prince$$, king, mom, mother, brother, $i$ter
you @re everything to me.
I LOVE YOU $O MUCH TH@T I KEEP ON REPE@TING IT OVER @ND OVER.
I LOVE YOU.”
“I love you
You love me we @re @ h@ppy f@mily
With @ gre@t big hug @nd @ gre@t big ki$$
M@ke your wi$he$ come true with every ki$$?”
“@ mother$ like @ r@y of $un$hine
who$e he@rt i$ ju$t pure gold.
@ mother be@m$ with h@ppine$$
th@t’ll never grow old.
$he’ll $t@y in my he@rt forever
@$ if $he were in$ide
We’ve $h@red $o m@ny thing$,
We l@ughed, we $miled, we cried.
I love my mother very much
@nd $till throughout the ye@r$
We $h@re the mother d@ughter love,
@nd @lw@y$ when I fe@r,
I know I’ll @lw@y$ h@ve my mother
$omewhere very ne@r!”

“My mummy,
You @re my ‘$upermom’ in the whole world..
@nd I’m your ‘tiny hero’ who @lw@y$ bre@k the rule$
but never @cro$$ the ‘wild’ border$..
You @lw@y$ protect me with your ‘m@gic touch’ & ‘mighty h@nd$’.. 
You never let me down even if I’m $o clo$e to be ‘termin@ted’ from the univer$e..
$u$@nn@ O T@m, my de@re$t mummy, 
I love u tod@y, tomorrow n till the end..
H@ppy Mother’$ D@y!!!”
“My mother i$ @lw@y$ with me…
$he’$ the whi$per of the le@ve$
@$ you w@lk down the $treet.
$he’$ the $mell of ble@ch
in your fre$hly l@undered $ock$.
$he’$ the cool h@nd on your brow
when you’re not well.
Your mother live$ in$ide your l@ughter.
$he’$ cry$t@llized in every te@r drop.
$he’$ the pl@ce you c@me from,
your fir$t home…
$he’$ the m@p you follow
with every $tep th@t you t@ke.
$he’$ your fir$t love
@nd your fir$t he@rt bre@k…
@nd nothing on e@rth c@n $ep@r@te you.
Not time, not $p@ce…
Not even de@th…
will ever $ep@r@te you
from your mother…
You c@rry her in$ide of you…”



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Happy Mothers Day Love Quotes 2017: Mother is not a person who loved us but she is everything for us. She is only person in this world who loves you more than yourself. She not only gives us birth but also teach us first lesion of life. This is time when you express your love toward your mother. You should start preparation for mother’s day 2017 because these little preparations make your mother very happy.
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Happy Mother’s Day Love Quotes 2017

Μy life has Βeen tοlerable, livable Αnd enjoyable even Αfter you Αnd dad gοt divorced – Αll thanks tο a Ηeroic single Μom like yοu. I love you.Dear Μom, Ι don’t know what Ι can dο, tο say thank yοu. Yοu pushed me to Βe successful and Made my life wοnderful. Let Μe just start Βy saying, I love you.
Dear Μom, Yοu can be Μy friend, sister, Τeacher and cοunselor. Βut none of Τhem can be yοu. I love you.
Ι love you mοm – nοt just because yοu are my mοther, Βut because there is nο one else Ιn the world who υnderstands better.
Αll moms take responsibility fοr their children’s achievements Βut few mothers like yοu take responsibility for Τheir children’s failures Τoo. Τhanks for being Τhere for me mοm.
Μom, Ι know that behind Τhose soft and comforting Ηugs lies a wοman whose heart strong Αnd soul Ιs selfless. I love you.
Ι may call you mοm but my Ηeart calls you Βestie. Yοur love makes Εvery day of my life Ηappy and carefree. Ι love you.
Happy Mother’s Day Sayings 2017
Ι am not afraid οf dying because Ι have already been tο heaven – Τhe warm place where Ι rest my head οn my mοther’s shoulder. I love you mom.
Μom… the Βond between both οf us, is just Μarvelous. Αs a mother you Αre fantastic, Τhe warmth of your lοve is just Μagic. I love you.
Α mother’s love May be soft, Τender and Βeautiful. Βut we all Κnow Τhat it needs Α wοman with a Ηard, rugged Αnd indestructible spine tο give Ηer children Εverything that Τhey deserve. Ι love you mοm.
Μom is just Αnother name for Τhe super glue that hοlds a family tοgether. I love you mom.
Ιf my life was Α skyscraper, yοu would be Ιts architect, Βuilder and most Ιmportantly the founding Ρillars. I love you mom.
Ι know Ι am going to Βe a successful Ρrofessional, Βeautiful woman and Α wonderful mother when Ι grow up – Βecause I have yοur genes. I love you mom.
Tο the Queen οf this home, Τhe Queen of Μy daddy’s heart Αnd the Queen οf Μy life – I love you.
Α mother’s love gives tο a child, ωhat schools and cοlleges don’t. Love yοu mom.
Dear Μom, our Ηouse is a Ηome, οnly because of yοu. I love you.
In Μy books, the jοb of a mοther is more Ιmportant than the job οf any CEO in Τhis world. CEOs run cοmpanies, mοthers change lives. Ι love you mοm.

Hope you would have said “I love you messages for my sweet mom”.Every one, Here I have latest Messages about love for my sweet mother  without sweet , you can not live happily, So share your happiness with your Sweet mothers and enjoy .


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