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On this Thanksgiving day, let us be grateful that we were not born turkeys.
I am thankful that I have a family that is as obsessed with food as I am!
On this Thanksgiving day, let’s express our gratitude to our belts, which are going to work extra hard for us this day to keep our pants up. And let’s not forget to take a moment of silence for the belt’s forgotten brother: the suspenders.
May the forks be with you.
Keep calm and gravy on !!!
May the turkey and pumpkin pie never go to WAIST. Happy thanksgiving!
I hope no one will get drunk from the gravy and get high from the turkey. May you have a bountiful thanksgiving!
I give grace to all my blessings and to the yummy turkey that’s staring me in the face.
Let’s be grateful that we no longer celebrate Thanksgiving the traditional way: invite everyone over, have enormous feast and then kill them and take their land.
This Thanksgiving may we all eat like upper 1% and drink like the 99%.
Let’s all be grateful to live in a land where we celebrate a holiday as important as Black Friday, um, I mean Thanksgiving!
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The day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day for the plumbers. Let’s express our gratitude to them for keeping the toilet pipes flowing.
To spare you the trouble of our normal awkward Thanksgiving conversation, I will just bring you up to speed now: yes, I am still single, no, I haven’t gotten a real job yet and no, 
This Thanksgiving let’s all take a moment to smirk at the fact that there is a country that shares the exact same name as the bird we are munching on. Doesn’t anyone else wonder think that’s bizarre?!
This holiday is all about giving thanks so let’s give thanks for all the crazy relatives who we are lucky enough to live far away from.
I am grateful that the Native Americans gave the Pilgrims turkey and not donkey to eat, because if they did, we’d all be eating a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.
May your stuffing be delicious, may your turkey take the prize, may Thanksgiving dinner be filling and may it stay away from my thighs!

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Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

George Carlin: We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan.  You get more stuffing.

Erma Bombeck: No One Diets on Thanksgiving.  

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Johnny Carson: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.

Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.



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Funny Thanksgiving Sayings


“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”― Erma Bombeck

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“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ― Kevin James

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.
– William Arthur Ward

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
– Jon Stewart

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.
– Meister Eckhart

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
– E.P. Powell

Turkey for the girls and Turkey for the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corduroys. Gobble gobble goo and Gobble gobble gickel. I wish turkey only cost a nickel. Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

– Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler

Omce again thank you readers this year also we came with Happy Thanksgiving 2017
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